He’s Being Hard-Headed About This
(My two-and-a-half year old has climbed up on the couch where I am sitting. He loses his balance and falls, hitting my head.)
Me: “Ouch, you have your daddy’s hard head!”
(He looks at me surprised, then runs off. I wonder about it until a minute later he runs back to me.)
Son: “No, daddy still has his hard head!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?