He’s Been Dealt With
(My brothers and I are playing poker with a friend of ours. It is my older brother’s turn to deal, but he gets distracted and ends up handing out an uneven number of cards to everyone.)
Older Brother: “How many cards do you have?”
Me: “I’ve only got six.”
Younger Brother: “Seven.”
Friend: “Eight.”
Me: “You can’t math!”
(Long pause.)
Older Brother: “Yeah? Well you can’t ENGLISH!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
