He’s An XXL A**hole
(A customer approaches me to find a shirt for his wife.)
Me: “Okay, sir, what size shirt does your wife wear?”
Customer: “Oh, gosh, I dunno… She’s about your size; what size do you wear?”
Me: *slightly uncomfortable* “Um, I wear a medium.”
Customer: *eyes me up and down* “Pfffft, really?”
(Thanks, dude, because working here wasn’t lowering my self-esteem quite enough.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
