He’s A Creep, He’s A Weirdo

, , , , | Right | June 17, 2020

A male customer in his late twenties or early thirties, whom I’ve never seen before, and who is wearing a Radiohead T-shirt, approaches the register with a sub.

Me: “Hello! How are you today?”

Customer: “Hi, I’m good. Where’s Mount Mansfield?”

Me: “Huh?”

Customer: “Mount Mansfield. Where is it? Isn’t that the place on the bumper sticker of your truck?”

Me: “My tru— Wait, how did you know that that’s my truck?”

Customer: “Oh, just a guess.”

Me: “I… Uh… Mount Mansfield is in Vermont?”

Customer: “Okay!”

The customer pays for his sub and leaves.

Me: *Turns to my manager* “If I go missing or wind up getting murdered, it was totally the guy in the Radiohead shirt who did it.”

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