He’s A Cracked Egg
Coffee Shop | Right
| February 17, 2017
(Practically closing time and a spacey customer walks in and eventually stumbles to the register.)
Customer: “Can you fry some eggs up for me?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “You sure?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “I’d really like some eggs.”
Me: “I can’t help you.”
Customer: “Where can I get eggs?”
Me: “I don’t know, but not here.”
Customer: “I really want eggs.”
Me: “I can’t make you eggs.”
Customer: “Really? I thought you said you had eggs.”
Me: “No. I said we don’t have eggs.”
(A long and unnecessary amount of time later.)
Customer: “Oh.” *leaves*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
