He’s A Baller… Singular
A customer comes in, excited and happy. He slams a lottery ticket on my counter.
Customer: “I’ve won the lottery!”
Shocked, I carefully pick up the ticket and compare it to this week’s winning numbers.
Me: “Sir, you only have one matching number on this ticket.”
Customer: “Yes! I got a number! I won the lottery!”
Me: “That’s not how it works, sir. You have to match all the numbers to win.”
Customer: *Penny drops* “All… the numbers?”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
Customer: “But… that’s almost impossible!”
Me: “Yes, that’s the point!”
What’s even crazier is this guy thinking he could just claim twenty million dollars from my little convenience store because just one of his balls matched!
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!
