Here’s Your Rum And Coke, Mistress
(I meet my husband at a bar after I’m done with work.)
Husband: “You look like you’re ready for a drink.”
Me: “Yeah, a little bit. Could I have a rum and Coke, please?”
Bartender: “No problem. You look a little stressed.”
Me: “I had a long evening at work. I’m just glad to be off.”
Bartender: “You got a hard job?”
Me: “Just a really, really weird one.”
Bartender: “It can’t be that strange.”
Me: “It’s pretty weird.”
Bartender: “I bet I’ve heard of weirder!”
Me: “I’m a professional dominatrix.”
Bartender: “…”
Me: “I just spent all evening spanking people and calling them really nasty names.”
Bartender: “Okay… you got me there.”
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