Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 33

(My local grocery store has an app that you can download to get extra coupons on the things you buy most, but you have to use it and load them to your phone or they don’t work. My husband and I stop in front of the frozen food section.)

Husband: “Do we want pizza tonight?”

Me: “Sure. I think I have a coupon for one brand… Let me check.”

(I pull out my phone to launch the store app. As soon as I do, a man at the end of the aisle *runs* up to me, pulling out his own phone.)

Man: “Is there a Pokémon? What is it?”

Me: “I was just checking my phone…”

Man: “Well, don’t trick people like that!”