Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 37

(I am sitting on the couch at home and even though it’s literally five below zero outside right now and I’m sick and have absolutely no intentions of going out to hunt what comes up on my nearby list, I decide to check Pokémon Go. They have recently added a new thing where you pull up your nearby list and it will show you the building that Pokémon is by.)

Me: “Seel? What’s a Seel doing here?”

Sister: “What?”

Me: “There aren’t any bodies of water this side of town and there’s a Seel over at [Local Pub & Inn a block away].”

Sister: “Weird.”

Mom: “No, but maybe it’s over there drinking alcohol.” *bursts out laughing* “‘Rough day. Ten different wannabes tried catching me!’”