Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 35

(I’m the nut-ball in this story. I went with my four-year-old and mother to a local church festival that had games for kids and silly prizes. I’m 31. We are walking around and peeking at the prizes.)

Me: “Oh, my god! A toy Pikachu!” *I run up to my mom* “I need more tickets!”

Mom: “Why?”

Me: “There’s a Pikachu! My baby’s going to win it for me right?!”

Daughter: “Sure!”

(We go off to the little duck booth. I’m yelling “get me that Pokémon!” She picks one with prizes from a smaller box.)

Daughter: “I’m sorry, mommy!”

Me: “Oh, it’s okay, sweetie. Pick your prize!”

(The teenager working the booth looks at me like I’m crazy.)

Teenager: “You can just have it…”