Here Today, (Not) Gone Tomorrow
(A man approaches the counter.)
Me: “Hello, sir, what can I get for you today?”
Customer: “Yes, I was wondering what days you guys are closed.”
Me: “We’re open every day.”
Customer: “Yes, but which days aren’t you open?”
Me: “None. We are open every day.”
Customer: *irritated* “Are you deaf? Which days AREN’T you open?”
Me: “Sir, we are open on days that end with the letter Y.”
Customer: “Right! So you’re open four days a week! Why didn’t you just say that?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
