Her Wordplay Is Sick

| Romantic | September 26, 2012

Me: *feeling sick* “You should make me feel better.”

Wife: “Do you want me to be a sexy nurse for you?”

Me: “Maybe, do you have a nurse costume?”

Wife: “You just want to hear me say, ‘I insist that you stay within your bedchamber until your condition has been rectified’.”

Me: “You know nothing turns me on more than a girl with an extended vocabulary.”

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