Her Waters Didn’t Break But Her Scam Did
A woman tries to pay for her bill — £40 worth of cocktails — with a pharmacy chain’s loyalty card.
Me: “I’m sorry, madam, this isn’t possible.”
Customer: “I’m going to get the money out.”
I follow her and see her trying to get into a taxi. I challenge her.
Me: “Madam! I need the £40!”
She runs at me, belly first, and screams:
Customer: “I’M PREGNANT!”
She then proceeded to wet herself, claiming her water had broken.
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
