Her Toes Follow You Around The Room

| USA | Friendly | March 22, 2015

(I’m afraid of dolls. My friends know this and are nice enough to never bother me about it. Somehow we’re on the topic of my fear.)

Friend #1: “I think I’m going to put my doll collection up in my apartment next year.”

Friend #2: “[My Name] will never go visit you then.”

Friend #1: “Oh, that’s right! You’re scared of them!”

Me: “Yes! I hate dolls! They stare at you with their little eyes!”

Friend #2: “As opposed to staring at you with their little feet…”

Me: “That’s creepy, too!”

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