Her Scam Is Small Fry

, , , | Right | March 16, 2021

My store gets its share of people trying to scam free stuff, but this one really takes the cake. 

Customer: “Hi! I’d like to get a small combo [number].”

The small combo comes with a sandwich, a side, and a drink.

Me: “Okay, and what side would you like?”

Customer: “I’d like medium fries.”

Me: “I’m sorry, did you want a small combo or a medium combo?”

Customer: “Small.”

Me: “Okay, then there will be an extra [price] to upgrade the fries to medium.”

Customer: “No. I want the small combo with medium fries and a medium drink.”

Me: “That would make it a medium combo.”

Customer: “No! I want the small combo!”

Me: *Fed up* “Ma’am, you are not going to get a medium combo at the price of a small.”

She opens her mouth to argue, but I just give her a flat, stern look, and she settles down, sulking.

Customer: “Fine. A medium combo.”

Seriously, we can’t just declare a medium to “actually” be small.

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