Her Reasons Are Clear

| Working | January 22, 2014

(I manage a specialty bookstore. Employees are allowed a certain amount of latitude in the store because we like a relaxed atmosphere.)

Cashier: “Hey, [My Name]. Check this out!”

(The cashier she shows me a news article about how women in South America are now allowed short breaks to masturbate at work.)

Cashier: “We should get these here, too!”

Me: “What you do in your lunch break isn’t my concern, but you can’t do that IN the store!”

Cashier: “Why not?”

Me: “First, whoever’s on sales has to share that chair with you for their shifts. Second, public indecency laws are a thing. Last, I think you’ve forgotten that the counter is glass.”

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