Her Money Situation Is Fluid Right Now  

(I am a cashier. The woman I am ringing up hands me four $20 bills.)

Woman: “All I have is cash; I’m so sorry.”

Me: “It’s fine. We take cash.”

Woman: “Oh, my God, they’re wet. That is so wrong.”

Me: “Uh… really, it’s fine.”

(I don’t think anything of it.)

Woman: “I’m so sorry, they were in my back pocket!”

Me: “Okay…?”

Woman: “And… it’s really hot outside…”

(I finally understand what she’s telling me. I try to laugh it off.)

Woman: “Oh, man, that is just nasty! That is so wrong!”

Me: “If you didn’t tell me, I wouldn’t have known!”