Her Mind Is On Fire

| Romantic | November 20, 2013

Me: “If you were a superhero, what would your power be?”

Husband: “I don’t know, you?”

Me: “Set people on fire with my mind.”

Husband: “You realize setting people on fire would be considered more of a super VILLAIN trait right?”

Me: “Well, I’d only set fire to bad people. Though, if I can set fire to people with my mind, no one is going to argue with me if I decide someone is ‘bad,’ so I can really burn whoever I want.”

(My husband stares at me with a mix of fear and horror.)

Me: “I should probably never get super powers.”

Husband: “Yeah, really, no.”

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