Her Mind Is Mahi Blanca

, , , , , | Right | August 18, 2018

(A woman at one of my tables flags me down halfway through eating her meal.)

Me: “Yes, miss? How’s your Bourbon Mahi?”

Customer: “Is this chicken?”

Me: “No, miss, it’s mahi mahi.”

Customer: “So, it’s not chicken?”

Me: “No, it’s fish.”

Customer: “I don’t eat fish! How was I supposed to know that this wasn’t chicken? I’m not paying for this.”

(My manager ended up taking it off of her bill… even though “mahi” is in the title of the dish and she ate half of it before complaining.)

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