Her Memory Has Decade

(I’m showing off my new shirt to my aunt.)

Me: “I can’t leave it un-tucked; it’s so long it goes past my bum.”

Aunt: “But, you grew up in the eighties. Everyone’s shirts went past their bums.”

Me: “I grew up in the eighties?”

Aunt: “Yeah.”

Me: “Wow, that’s very skilled of me considering I was born in 1990.”

Aunt: “Were you born in 1990? Now I feel old!”