Her Logic Doesn’t Fly

Mom: “How come bats don’t fly south for the winter, like other birds?”

Me: “Uh… what? Mom, bats aren’t birds! Bats are mammals!”

Mom: “But they fly…”

Me: “So? They don’t have feathers, they have fur. They also don’t lay eggs, they give birth to and nurse their young just like other mammals.”

*long pause*

Mom: “…but they fly.”