Her Late Boyfriend

| Romantic | August 11, 2012

(My boyfriend has just gotten to my house to pick me up 20 minutes later than he promised, but it’s how he is so I’m not annoyed at all.)

Me: “I was thinking, you know how in crime dramas, whenever someone dies, their girlfriend is all like, ‘Oh, he’s always on time, so when he was 5 minutes late, I just knew that he was murdered’?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah?”

Me: “That’s never going to be us.”

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