So Borg Of That Class

(I am a teaching assistant at a large university. One student has come to my office for help, and is now leaving for class. They see the large volume of papers on my desk.)

Student: “So, what were you working on before I got here?”

Me: “Oh, those are for my exam tonight.”

Student: *in all seriousness* “Oh, yeah, you’re a student too. Sometimes I forget my professors and TAs have lives and stuff too! It never really clicked…”

Me: “Yeah, it makes more sense that we’re robots.”