Her Head’s Up Where That Sandwich Is
Me: “Hi, can I help you today?”
Customer: “I’d like about a pound of honey maple ham, shaved.”
Me: “Alrighty.”
(I start slicing.)
Customer: “I just want you to know, honey maple ham sliced by your hands is like eating a sandwich made of clouds.”
Me: “Um, thank you?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.