Her Control Is Out Of Control

| UK | Romantic | October 30, 2012

(Before we were married, my partner would use complicated logic and events I’d forgotten about to win arguments. If that failed, she’d simply keep talking until I gave up. Since our wedding, however, she seems to feel that this takes too much effort and has adopted a new method.)

Wife: *via text* “I think we will go to [sushi restaurant] tonight, we both feel like sushi.”

Me: “Actually, I was more in the mood for Italian.”

Wife: “I HAVE SPOKEN.”

(I literally cannot think of a response.)

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