Her Comeback Is Better Than Yours
(I am in a very silly mood as I am talking to my sister.)
Me: *in the laundry-room* “We are going for the walk to the shops now.”
Sister: *in her room* “Are you sure?”
Me: “We can run if you like.”
Sister: “Do you know what happens when you run with a stomach full of milk?”
Me: “You make a milkshake?”
Sister: “And, do you know what happens when you make a milkshake?”
Me: “YOU BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?