Her Class Is A Scream

(My teacher is nine months pregnant and she plans on working until she goes into labor, which is concerning to us students.)

Student #1: “What happens if you go into labor during class?”

Teacher: “Run down the hallway screaming bloody murder until you get the attention of one of the teachers.”

Student #2: “Won’t we get in trouble for that?”

Teacher: “Either you’re screaming or I am; take your pick.”