Her Brain Cells Are Extinct
(I work at a zoo, specifically running an “encounter” where guests can feed the giraffes. It’s a very common type of attraction at various zoos throughout the country. A young woman comes up to me with a question.)
Guest: “Hi. So, you know those signs on the exhibits saying whether the animal is endangered or not?”
Me: “Yes?”
Guest: “Where is the one for the giraffes?”
Me: “It’s down on the other side of the exhibit. It’s that sign there, but I can just tell you if you’d like.”
Guest: “Oh, no, thank you. I just need a picture of the sign. My best friend thinks giraffes are extinct.”
Me: “You could probably take a picture of yourself with the actual giraffes, too, I suppose.”
Question of the Week
Who is the worst person you’ve ever worked with?