Her Birthday Suit Is For You

(I work in a well-known department store, and am stationed in the young women’s clothing section today. A 20-something man approaches me.)

Customer: “Hi, I’m looking to get an outfit for my girlfriend? It’s for her birthday.”

Me: “Sounds great! Do you have an idea of her personal style, or what she usually likes to wear?”

Customer: “Well, this is mostly about what I like her to wear.”

Me: “…”

(At least he was honest about his priorities.)