Her Bark Is Worse Than His Bite

| Lincoln, NE, USA | Romantic | August 1, 2012

(I have a habit of pretending to bite my fiancée, which she finds both disturbing and amusing. This conversation takes place after I have bitten her on the arm.)

Me: “If I were a zombie, you’d shoot me, right?”

Fiancée: *stares at me* “You say that like I’d be able to tell the difference!”

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