Helping The Needy
(To make the day more interesting, I am asking the prospective students about their Halloween.)
Me: “So how was your Halloween? Did you dress up?”
Student Caller: “I was Spock, of course.”
Me: “Awesome. Live long and prosper.”
Student Caller: “The needs of the many…”
Me: “…are greater than the needs of the few.”
Student Caller: “Or the one.”
*long pause*
Student Caller: “Marry me?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Student Caller: “What, is this moving too fast for you? Okay, how about a date? Coffee? I can be there in four hours!”
Me: “Uhh… I don’t think this is appropriate. If you have any questions, you can call the office of admissions-”
Student Caller: “Wait! I need to tell my mom I’ve met the future Mrs. Finkler!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.