Help! I’m Trapped In An Office-Based Satirical Comic!

Boss: “You need to organise a meeting to talk about the meeting prior to the meeting.”

Me: “Uh… why?”

Boss: “So we know what the meeting is about prior to the meeting.”

Me: “It’s your meeting, and I send out all my notes beforehand to make sure everyone is up to speed.”

Boss: “Yeah, but nobody reads that, so just organise a meeting so that we can read it all together and take out anything that makes the management team look bad.”

Me: *Starts looking around.*

Boss: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Looking for Dilbert.”