Hell’s Opening
(I am working for security at a college football game, and part of my job is to make sure that all drinks brought into the game are unopened. This event occurs between me and an older man.)
Me: “Is that water opened?”
Man: “No”
Me: “Okay!” *steps aside to let him pass*
Man: *steps close to me* “How do you know I’m not lying?”
Me: *trying to think of a response*
Man: “I’d go to Hell, then, wouldn’t I?” *slowly walks away*
Me: *speechless*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.