He’ll Go Over The Hedge For Her

(My friend asks me if I wanted to adopt her hedgehog. I’m critter crazy, but my boyfriend not so much. Before accepting, I decide to ask him if it is okay. I walk up to him with huge grin.)

Boyfriend: “Oh, God. Whatever you want, yes.”

Me: “Hedgie?”

Boyfriend: “A hedgehog?”

(He gives me a pained look while I continue grinning.)

Boyfriend: “I can tell you really want it.”

Me: “Really?”

(I squeal and jump around.)

Boyfriend: “When you smile at me like that, how can I say no?”

(I love my new ‘spiky hamster’, as he calls it!)