He’ll Go Over The Hedge For Her
(My friend asks me if I wanted to adopt her hedgehog. I’m critter crazy, but my boyfriend not so much. Before accepting, I decide to ask him if it is okay. I walk up to him with huge grin.)
Boyfriend: “Oh, God. Whatever you want, yes.”
Me: “Hedgie?”
Boyfriend: “A hedgehog?”
(He gives me a pained look while I continue grinning.)
Boyfriend: “I can tell you really want it.”
Me: “Really?”
(I squeal and jump around.)
Boyfriend: “When you smile at me like that, how can I say no?”
(I love my new ‘spiky hamster’, as he calls it!)
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