He’ll Be Floored When He Realizes Where He Is

, , , | Right | November 12, 2020

I work at a hotel downtown; we get our fair share of drunks. A drunk guy is sleeping on one of our lobby couches. I wake him up.

Me: “What room are you in?”

Guest: “1305.”

Me: “We don’t have one of those.”

We have no thirteenth floor.

Guest: “1805.”

Me: “We don’t have one of those.”

We have no 05 rooms.

Guest: “Oh, 2805!”

Me: “We don’t have one of those.”

We only have nineteen floors, and still no 05 rooms.

Me: “Are you in the right hotel?”

Guest: “Yeah! Just take me to 28!”

Me: “We still don’t have one of those. Can I see your room key?”

We spent twenty minutes explaining to him why he couldn’t go to his room in our hotel and then I had to physically escort him to his correct hotel a block down.

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