Held Together By Bovine

(It’s early morning. My boyfriend is driving me to work. I am sitting in the passenger seat, extremely tired and grumpy after having difficulty sleeping for several days. My boyfriend sees a certain truck on the side of the and suddenly shouts out the name of a company that does maintenance on highways.)

Me: “Cow trains?”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “I thought you said cow trains.”

Boyfriend: *laughs* “No, I said [Maintenance Company]!”

Me: “Oh.” *starts imagining a train made out of cows*

Boyfriend: “So is a cow train a train full of cows?”

Me: “I was thinking of a train made out of cows.” *starts laughing* “Chugga chugga, moo moo!”

(I didn’t feel quite so grumpy after that!)