Heaven Sent Deliveries, Moses Speaking

| | Right | November 17, 2008

Caller: ¬†”My furniture is scheduled for delivery today and I have a big problem: it’s going to snow!”

Me: “Okay, we can reschedule you for–”

Caller: “No, I need it delivered today!”

Me: “What would you like me to do?”

Caller: “I want you to make it not snow!”

Me: “… Excuse me?”

Caller: “I want you to make it not snow during my delivery!”

Me: “Ma’am, I can’t control the weather.”

Caller: “WHY NOT?!”

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  • Trillium

    Don’t you, like, got a table large enough to cover the town from the snow?