Heartless & Toothless

(I am ringing up an older customer’s order which includes several name-brand toothbrushes. They ring up at $3.50.)

Customer: “Those toothbrushes should be 99 cents and buy-one-get-one-free!”

Me: “That price was actually for the store brand ones that were located right under these. The sale tag is displayed right above the item.”

Customer: “Well, I don’t want them, then. They were for the homeless at my church, and they don’t need toothbrushes if they cost that much!”