Having A Heart-To-Heart With Dad

CONTENT WARNING: This story contains content of a medical nature. It is not intended as medical advice.

(My dad walks up to me, clutching the right side of his chest and moaning.)

Me: “Oh my God! What’s wrong?”

Dad: “I’m having a heart attack.”

Me: “No, you’re not.”

Dad: “Yes, I am!”

Me: “No, you’re not.”

Dad: “How do you know?”

Me: “Your heart’s on your left side.”

(He looks down at his chest and bursts out laughing.)

Dad: “Well. I guess you’re right.”