Heart-Felt About The Seat-Belt

(It is my grandmother’s birthday, and my sister is picking me up so we can all go visit her together. My 3-year-old niece is in a car seat in the back.)

Niece: *to me* “Put on your seatbelt!”

Me: “Calm down honey, it’s on.”

Niece: “Good. I have a special one because I’m a little girl, but Daddy says we all have to wear our seatbelts in the car.”

Me: “He’s right! Seatbelts keep you safe.”

Niece: “Especially when Mammy’s driving, because she’s a f***ing maniac!”