Heard Of The Law? Kinda A Big Deal

Customer: “Can you give me a deal if I buy more than one bottle?”

Me: “I’m afraid not. Prices are set.”

Customer: “Then get me a manager who can do me a deal.”

Me: “No, the manager isn’t here right now, and even if they were, they still can’t do you a deal.”

Customer: “Why not?!

Me: “That would actually be illegal.”

Customer: “Why?!”

Me: “The state dictates minimum retail price floors, hence illegal to give you a deal.”

Customer: “Yeah, but, like, only illegal for you, right? I’d be fine.”

Me: “I’m sorry but I’m not some NPC in the videogame that is your life. You pay the price on the display, or you leave.”