Heard It Loud And Clear

(I give out free samples, and on this day I am doing chips and salsa. A father comes up with his two young sons (about two and four, I’d guess) and the youngest doesn’t want salsa so I just give them a few chips on a napkin.)

Dad: “What do you say to the nice lady?”

Boys: *mumbling as they walk away* “Thank you!”

Dad: “How about you say it TO her so she can hear?”

Four Year Old: *turns with a big smile, waves, and calls out* “To her!”

(Cue my uncontrollable laughter.)