Hear No Evil, Get Blinded By No Evil
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like to change my room. I’m on the first floor and my window faces the outside, but I like to walk around naked with the curtains open.”
(I search his face for hint of a joke, but I see none; he seems completely serious.)
Me: “Of course, sir, I can put you on the fifth floor and make sure your window doesn’t face any other rooms.”
Customer: “Thank you, that’d be great!”
(I finish the room change and proceed to help the next customer.)
Me: *to the next customer* “Can I help you, sir?”
Next Customer: “Sorry, I just had visions of sugarplums dancing in my head…”
Question of the Week
What are some stupid customer moments you’ve experienced?