Only Came In For Some Salon-tro

(I’m at a large grocery store that has a salon attached. I’m two aisles down from the salon and almost at the back of the store when a woman in the salon’s uniform comes up to me.)

Woman: “Want to come over to the [Salon]?”

Me: “No, thank you. I’m just grabbing a few groceries.”

Woman: “But you REALLY need to come to the salon. Your eyebrows are uneven and they look horrible!”

(Strangely enough, desperately hunting down customers and trying to shame them into getting their eyebrows done was a tactic that didn’t with on me.)