Head Explodes In 5, 4, 3…
Me: “Thank you for choosing [Fast Food Place]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I would like the patty melt meal.”
Me: “Okay, would you like the single or double meat?”
Customer: “I just want it the way it comes.”
Me: “Well, we have it in a single and a double meat.”
Customer: “I JUST WANT IT THE WAY IT COMES!”
(I didn’t want to piss her off anymore, so I just rang up the double meat. She eventually pulls to the first window.)
Customer: “EXCUSE ME, SIR! Why weren’t you listening?”
Me: “I was, ma’am.”
Customer: “NO, YOU WEREN’T! I HAD TO TELL YOU THREE TIMES!”
Me: “Ma’am, we have a double meat or a single meat of the burger. You wouldn’t answer my question.”
Customer: “I JUST WANT IT THE WAY IT COMES!”
(At this point, I’m just, like, ‘screw it,’ and I apologize and gave her the change.)
Me: “Have a good–”
Customer: “Oh, and I want that with mayonnaise instead of the sauce you put on it.”
Me: “…”
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