He Would’ve Been A Jerk At 9:55, Too

My job closes at ten. One night, this guy pulled into the parking lot at 9:55 but didn’t come right in. He sat out there until right at 10:00. Then, he walked up while I was locking the doors on that side.

Guy: “Are you open?”

Me: “We have just closed.”

Then, I closed and locked the door. I should have felt bad, but it’s not my fault he sat out in the car until we had closed for the night.