He Who Shall Not Be Named Correctly

| Related | July 15, 2013

(We are having dinner at home while ‘Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix’ is showing on TV.)

Dad: “Is that Valdemart as a kid?”

Me:” Yeah, and it’s Voldemort.”

Dad: “Why does he have hair? I mean, isn’t Valdemort—”


Dad: “—bald? And he has a nose there.”

(I explain why to him.)

Dad: “Ah, okay. So this Baldemort—”

Me: *smacks forehead on to the table*

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