He Was Totally Shut Down
A group of students is loudly enjoying a meal in our restaurant. One of them tells a rather rude joke and one of the students, Asian and with a thick accent, laughingly says in reply:
Asian Student: “Oh, wow. I’m going to have to shut my ears.”
Joke Teller: “Shut your ears? What kind of s***ty grammar is that?!”
Asian Student: *A bit embarrassed* “I meant… cover… my ears?”
Joke Teller: “You need to learn better! Your grammar is so s***ty! Who says ‘shut your ears’?”
Another diner at the next table has finally had enough of this loud and boisterous student.
Other Diner: “How about shut your f****** mouth?! Is that good enough grammar for you?!”
The drunk student did indeed shut that f****** mouth.
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
