He Wants This Store Fully Armed And Operational

I work in a store that sells DVDs and music. As a result, we often play movie soundtracks over the store speakers as well as regular pop music. The manager comes over to me.

Manager: “What music have you got lined up for the store this morning?

Me: “Oh, just [Musician]’s latest album.”

Manager: “Good. I have to check because [Regional Manager] is visiting the store today.”

This regional manager is generally disliked among the store chain’s workers. He’s a bit two-faced and has been known to fire people with little warning.

Me: “Does he not like music?”

Manager: “No, but the last time he visited, the Imperial March from Star Wars started playing as he was walking into the store. It was a little on the nose.”