He Swears It’s A Good Game

| Friendly | October 29, 2014

(My friend and I are roommates and I just came home from the doctor’s. I open the door to hear a rain of cuss words.)

Me: “Heh, what’re you doing?”

Friend: “Playing this piece of s*** game. GOD F****** D*** IT. No, go here, you little w****! I will F****** KILL YOU!”

Me: “What game are you playing?”

Friend: *calmly at first* “I’m playing— F*** YOUR A**!”

Me: “That’s what it’s called?”

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